Siri Quotes



  • "What's the meaning of life?" - "I don't know. But I think there's an app for that."
  • You: Will you marry me?
    Siri: My End User License Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
  • “Siri, will I need to wear a raincoat on Valentine’s Day?” “No, you’ll be staying home alone.”
  • “Siri, Stop!” “Hammertime.”
  • “Siri, make me a sandwich”
  • “Siri, remind me to get off reddit every 10 minutes.” “You got it, boss.”
  • You: What's the meaning of life?
    Siri: I don't know. But I think there's an app for that.
  • You: Who's your daddy?
    Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?
  • You: Do I make you horny?
    Siri: I found a number of escorts fairly close to you [brings up directory listings]
  • You: What's the meaning of life?
    Siri: 42.

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