“spent lots of time to search, findally i get it, useful finfo me for me!”
me : iPhones are cool
Siri : I don’t know what you mean by ‘iPhones are cool’
Q: siri what is my name
A: I don’t know what your name is, in fact I don’t know anything about you. please go to settings and enter your personal information
Siri: if you insist
I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain…
And my head ill be scratching while my thoughs were busy hatching if i only had a… Hey, wait a second…
User: “I’m going to rape you”
Siri: i could not find any sexual treatment centers near you. Please give this phone to someone that not going to do something sexual with me.
By the way: i found 10 prostitulated persons near you.
Siri Is weird my dad got on my phone and told Siri to call me asshole so siri said hi asshole
Q: Will you marry me?
A: I sure have gotten a lot of marraige proposals recently!
Q: I love you Siri
A: I know.
Q: I love you
A: Oh stop.
Q: I love you
A: That’s sweet, Irene, but it’s not meant to be.
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